5 Ways To Take a Selfie
I kind of think the days of taking selfies is coming to a close. I never quite understood why since most people have mirrors. I made a mistake and googled "selfie images." Pretty disgusting. So many people feel the urge to take a selfie when in a state of disrobe or even completely naked.
1You're doing it wrong
I figured I might as well try doing it at least once. I screwed up on this one. If this should happen to you, here's what you do: Holding the camera in place without moving it, rotate your body 360 degrees and then your next shot should work.
If I saw this guy approaching me on street at night, I'd duck into an alley. If I saw this guy approaching me on street at night, I'd duck into an alley.2Try again
Ish! I liked the first one better. Is that why people are usually naked when they take a selfie? They're trying to get the viewer to focus on another of their shortcomings instead of their ugly mug?
Poor Rich. I hate seeing a grown man cry. Poor Rich. I hate seeing a grown man cry.3Don't sneeze
This one is interesting. I sneezed and apparently caused the camera to shoot off center. That's Rich the salesman in the background. He was just told that he didn't make budget.
What people do and say behind your back! What people do and say behind your back!4Too much flash
I tried another shot and this time purposely shot off center. What's that? I thought our sales director Kris liked me. Hmm. The things a guy can learn when taking selfies.
I'm going to try a few more off center selfies. I need to know what's going on behind my back. By the way, this is an actual selfie taken by my grandparents in the 1920's. They'd place a Brownie camera on a fence post and trip it with a stick. I'm going to try a few more off center selfies. I need to know what's going on behind my back. By the way, this is an actual selfie taken by my grandparents in the 1920's. They'd place a Brownie camera on a fence post and trip it with a stick.5The first selfie
I've certainly gotten some interesting shots with my off-center selfies. I plan on heading down to the Farmers Market this Saturday with my camera. I'll then, in my best Steve Martin voice, announce "Well, I think I'll take a selfie of myself." I have to say this, otherwise people will think I'm pointing the camera at them. It should draw attention away from me. Little do they know!
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