this:

The world is better without...wait, WHAT?

...Oh. Ohhhhhhh.

Did that fool you, too? After the tweet went viral, Delta even issued a comment:

Thankfully, your favorite Minnesota airline is not issuing ominous threats from the beverage cart. Flying is stressful enough, man!

P.S. For the record, the world is totally better with you in it. Juuuust in case you needed to read that today.

Source: Thrillist